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Nothing says ass-trap like an on-campus leadership position. As a Crimson President once said to me, “It’s not my game that’s gotten me ass. It’s this office, this desk, the trappings of my authority. Without this institution, I’m just another lackluster Macchio-slut looking for something to toggle against...
...only start to get the big-time swamp-honeys if you think of ass-getting as an extracurricular responsibility on par with a major CityStep or Crimson Key leadership position. Morever, getting involved in CityStep or Crimson Key is a great way to grind up against the most rhythmic and ambitious asses at the College, respectively. Walking into the chillest final clubs on a Saturday night wearing a Crimson Key T-shirt is like wearing a neon sign that says, “I’m the master locksmith, I’m the great gate-opener. Bring...
...according to Mary M. Jirmanus ’05, HFTI co-minister of internal affairs, the road to victory might be easier than it looks. “Jordan wasn’t that good at coffee pong. I kicked his ass,” she says, adding that the event was an attempt to do something “fun and engaging” to attract the attention of the student body...
...M: At 4-1 I thought there was no way we could lose. I was concentrating mostly on not snickering out loud about how Wasserstein had told me before the match that he was “clearly” better than Kenyon and me. Now, Larry was definitely better than both of us. If Ben W. was also better than us, then why was his team’s collective ass getting kicked so relentlessly by the foot of Weaver and Mathis...
...designer tunic and cracked, "Nice pajamas, Bruce." In Cradle, Li still has to fend off references to Hong Kong's seminal martial artist, who died 30 years ago. An angry dwarf threatens to have his henchmen "kick your ass, Bruce." Li's response may be directed as much to his bosses as to the dwarf: "I'm not Bruce," he says wearily...