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...Harvard has a lot of talented people. Just calling it as I see it, I think OTI's Jim Augustine '01 and IGP's Sarah Haskins '01 are the two most consistently funny performers. I'm biased but Jody Flader '02 will kick Gwyneth Paltrow's ass out of Hollywood. Also, Christian Roulleau '01 is a damn good actor, I think Fink Fank Funk is the best band at Harvard and I'm keeping my eye on the BJ show this weekend. It could be the best thing all year or the biggest train wreck since well...
...look to Rolling Stone for originality, but we'd at least appreciate an effort... I've heard from at least three people that Brill's Content is the hot new publication... If that man standing outside 7-11 touches my shoulder one more time, I'm going to go Tae Bo on his ass... Ok, I have issues with People's 50 Most Beautiful in the World Issue. Why all the random actors and actresses? This is the _world_ we're talking about, right? Why are almost all of the chosen stars American? My mom's a People junkie...
...long time, I've overcompensated for my lack of manliness through sportswriting, porn watching and stock buying, but deep down I know I'm a little shy on T. I cannot yell at other drivers, raise my voice, pick up women in a bar or grow a full beard. All whiskey, no matter how expensive, just tastes like burning. Yet deep inside I long to sleep around, to kick some ass, to release my first rap album. As I saw it, I had little choice but to score some of that testosterone gel when it comes out this summer...
...m looking to go to Seattle, and whatever they want me to do, I'll be happy to do," he said. "Special teams, back-up, starting, whatever. I'm ready to take whatever role and play my ass off. I can't wait to get going. But I have a paper due Wednesday...
...lungs, she joined forces with other hysterical BSB fans and belted out the song ("with all the hidden oohs and ahhs," she commented afterwards) while limping around and falling on her ass occasionally. When the song was done, she resumed her helpless position on the couch. I wanted to poke fun at her, but I couldn't-I'm the one responsible for getting her hooked on the BSB since I sent her to their concert in September to write that now infamous cover story for our first issue. Back then, I wanted a mean, whip-smart slice-and-dice...