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...then the cowboy Cary Grant and the low-rent Grace Kelly went to the Great Barrier Reef by helicopter - see you later, Amber, I got work to do - for a big lunch and a snorkel. And there amid the coral occurred a great, G-Rated Romance, Hollywood-style. (Fast-action "happiness montage" included.) They were destined to be together, you see, and besides we had a subplot to plumb: Jerri making her move (and her moves) on the king of the tribe that maybe needed a reason to keep her around. Very "To Catch a Thief," with maybe just...
...Jerri who has to stalk the campground like the walking dead, now fully aware that pretty much everybody hates her except Amber, who after Jerri let her share her shrimp dinner was perfectly willing to pour chocolate all over herself and take her queen out to the sublimation shack in the woods. (I think that's actually one of the outtakes on next Wednesday's inaugural cutting-room-floor special...
...there somewhere) a free meal and a great opportunity to attempt gracious victory by clapping both hands to her face and yelling "Oh my God!" several times. (Alicia didn't buy it - is it me, or did she actually get kind of likable this week?) And as Jerri and Amber dined on seafood and iced tea and snarked about Tina and her own clumsy emotional fakery, the remaining seven seemed perfectly happy to hunker around the fire with another starch buffet...
...though, the plan took shape clearly enough: He's telling Jerri - who cornered him right after getting the post-meal cold shoulder from the chummy Barramundian Seven - that he's letting Keith and Tina think he's with them till the end, but really he's with Jerri and Amber. But really, he's with Keith and Tina, against Jerri and Amber - although can you trust a man wearing sunglasses to tell the truth about lying...
...Grab Amber! Grab Amber! Would it be the vacant one, punished for her lapse by tribemates who would have eaten Probst-burgers if they could decide who got to cook? Would it be Jerri, who's starting to get on Tina's nerves, or Tina, who's really starting to get on mine? Colby was turning cranky, and Kucha, growing fat on chicken-feed popcorn, was ripe for a surprise unraveling. Doritos and Mountain Dew could have made for a dangerous catalyst...