Word: ares
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Dates: during 1980-1989
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The task seemed forbidding, so I sought out an ace Crimson reporter. "Scoop," I asked, "maybe you can explain it. I can't figure out why ice cream and jello are always available, but never a really juicy piece of fruit."
"WHY is it," I asked Deep Throat, "that there are always several variations of soft drinks in my dining hall at dinner but only rarely fruit juice? What about those of us who don't like carbonation?"
"I'll tell you what I think," said Deep Throat. "The top bananas at HDS are more willing to serve inexpensive but non-nutritive iced tea or lemonade than orange or apple juice. Of course, this leaves the students either to squeeze the bone-dry oranges or just to contract...
THE evidence was nearly incontrovertible--HDS needs to improve a great deal before we, their customers, are satisfied. Before I returned to write my investigative blockbuster a la Woodward and Bernstein, I had to ask my source one final question.
Most would agree that the answer is "Yes." In certain instances, it is clearly inappropriate for Harvard to accommodate every possible viewpoint. Possible examples are when a speaker professes racial hatred, when the premise of the discussion is unfounded or irrelevant, or when the sponsors of the debate want to...