Word: ares
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Dates: during 1980-1989
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"We've got some front people that we moved around in different positions," Restic said, "and they are starting to stabilize as a unit."
"This," they said to each other, "is real news." Sparing no expense, the editors immediately dispatched ace reporter Josh Sharfstein to the scene. The following are unauthorized and unedited excerpts from his reporter's notebook.
11:15 p.m. A group of 50 students tries to climb over the large metal spiked fence surrounding Leverett Towers. My journalistic instincts tell me that their reproductive organs are in grave danger of injury. "If one of them slips," a bystander comments knowingly, "it would really hurt."
"Where are the parties?" they yell.
"Our library has more than 10 million volumes," I tell them. "And we are the oldest institution of higher learning in the United States of America."