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...help here with the funny. Mostly it's just a lot of old guys telling me I can't use my column to write about sex. Luckily, they're so old they fall asleep before the magazine gets sent to the printer. Forced to find outside help, I turned to the Comedy Coach. I called Neil Leiberman, whom I found at comedycoach.com and listened to his answering-machine message, which included not only "I'll get back to you quicker than you can say 'Scandinavia'" but also "Leave me a message...
...with my best friend. I would also add that I do currently live right next door to a fire station - so if you really want a fire engine, we might be able to work something out (assuming it?s late enough and the Dalmation guarding the fire station is asleep...
Heart surgery is an artistic performance to benefit an audience that is sound asleep at the time. A man you've met only once slices open your chest so your heart can be stopped and chilled so a loose flap in your mitral valve can be sewn up. No big deal when it goes right, which, with an ace surgeon, it should...
...symbol of her husband's Administration in the days after his death. In her grief, she summoned a worshipful journalist, Theodore White, and told him that her husband loved the musical Camelot, by Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe, and would play the title song as he fell asleep at night. No one knows whether this is true--Lerner, a lifelong friend of Jack Kennedy's, doubted it--but White, in a touching piece for LIFE, duly conveyed to the country her vision of the Kennedy White House as "a magic moment in American history, when gallant men danced with...
...provided into Stone Age life. The Alpine cold and snow preserved not only the ancient man's bone and tissue but also his clothes and tools. What was lost to history was the cause of death, and investigators assumed that he had died in a fall or had fallen asleep and succumbed to the cold...