Word: asses
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Dates: during 1990-1999
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...semester makeover that runs deeper than a Hervé Chapelier handbag and darker jeans. Something drastic. So I've snuck a little Camp Miniwanca into Issue One; FM's back-to-school, in-your-face guide to self-improvement gives a you the gentle kick in the ass you need to supe up your life in four familiar departments. I think Becca Cannon would be proud...
...gyrate, sing '70s hits and enact something vaguely resembling a play by William Shakespeare. The guys are played by girls in wigs and mustaches; the fairies by guys in loincloths and glitter; and Bottom is a pair of street dudes who together are transformed into the show's title ass. Shakespeare must be spinning, but the retro high spirits are hard to resist...
After a weekend spent going through the Brownsian motions in a truly awful 12-33 performance, our Pigskin Pair Plus One is reminded of the fundamental rule of old-school football: When you receive an ass-whuppin', there's nothing to do but get up and ask for some more. The less said about last week the better, except "Who knew?" and "We're sure going to learn from our mistakes this time, coach." This week, we draw our strength from the San Diego Chargers, winless but tops in the wild and wacky AFC West because, well, they haven...
Bette Midler testifies, "for years I never said a word that Bruce didn't charge me for." Robin Williams: "This man cracks my ass--with laughter." Nathan Lane: "He's given more great lines to celebrities than a Hollywood coke dealer...
...talkin' grandma? Actually, it may be the show's makers, who have piled on a media-studies dissertation's worth of trendy fourth-wall-breaking, belabored pop references and defensive, reflexive asides: "I know what you're thinking," goes one. "This is another one of those smart-ass shows where the kids talk to the audience." Oh, you don't know the half...