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...endure the averted face and the cold shoulder, wants to stand well with his friends, wants to be smiled upon, wants to be welcome, wants to hear the precious words, ‘He’s on the right track!’ Uttered perhaps by an ass, but still an ass of high degree, an ass whose approval is gold and diamonds to a smaller ass, and confers glory and honor and happiness and membership in the herd. For these gauds many a man will dump his life-long principles into the street, and his conscience along with...
Gossip Guy wishes this year’s final club punch class the best of luck and encourages everyone to drink heavily and make much gossip. In honor of punch season, he has scoured the campus for ass-kissing lies, glad-handing innuendos and back-slapping rumors...
Though Jake A. Porter ’05 has been claiming that the cuts and bruises on his face were the result of a triumphant barroom brawl with a smart-ass Yankees fan, sources say that the injuries were in fact caused by a misstep during an IM soccer match. To Porter’s credit, though, it was probably his intense passion for the Red Sox, and not his complete lack of coordination, that caused him to trip over his own feet and slam face-first into the ground...
...most memorable pickup line ever tried on you: Yesterday a Harvard Square panhandler eyed me and said, “I don’t want your ass...
...Pedro versus Roger. It doesn’t get any better than that and I’m in New Hampshire campaigning my ass off,” he joked. “Let no one doubt where my priorities...