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...just another phone call for Carson, but we all sit in silence, impressed and anxious to overhear. Girls ask him to sign dollar bills, t-shirts, old receipts, anything that they have on them. One girl in a binding tank top gets him to sign her hand. A smart-ass friend of hers reminds her that she'll have to wash her hand eventually. I can't tell whether the girl is going to cry or punch her friend in the nose. She rubs the writing to her face...
...World Wide Web home page. "I just posted my resume, and some essays I wrote about Constitutional Law," said Rene, "And I updated my archive of dirty self-portraits"...Weld resident Jimmy D. Marshall '03 (sorry, '02) has decided to take advanced standing. "AB Calculus really kicked my ass, but boy will it be worth it," exclaimed Jimmy...Transfer Saranjit Shah '02 just loves shopping period...First-year prankster Ian T. Williamston '03 was one-upped by his disgruntled Primal Scream victims. Streakers who slipped on the section of the path where Mr. Williamston had poured water before Primal Scream...
...couple of dispatches, I have appeared unhappy to be back, I am not alone. We are all backsliders here, having drunk deeply enough of civilian life during our Christmas break as to nearly forget we are all still volunteers. One drill sergeant calls it a "bad case of dumb-ass," another says he sees the same why-oh-why-did-I-sign-that-paper stare we had in our faces when we first arrived here...
Love used to wear the frilly accoutrements of American femininity to her rock concerts. Her signature was baby-doll dresses and lacey see-through T-shirts. But instead of prancing around like Shirley Temple, Love snarled bad-ass lyrics through her smeared make-up as she shredded the oppressive emblems of womanhood. Her fans, mostly young women dubbing themselves riot grrls, reveled in her rejection of Barbie-doll femininity. Once, in their fervor, they tore off all her clothes after she threw herself into the mosh...
...really fun, except when I busted my ass so some crazy and depraved people could watch us hurt ourselves," Margaret C. Anadu '03 said. "I'm a little ticked about it but since it was such a wonderful night I don't want to focus on the negative...