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Some bank. The bankbook is called The Semen Depositor's Handbook. Along with it comes a brown glass bottle, for deposits. "No appointment is necessary," says the handbook, adding, in capital letters, that "IT IS IMPORTANT THAT THE EJACULATE SHOULD NOT BE OVER TWO HOURS OLD." Home collection, the booklet notes, is preferred, but the bank also maintains its own ejaculatorium in Manhattan (with, as Executive Vice President Dr. Jerome A. Silbert notes, "various levels of erotica to assist"). What do the bankers do with the deposits? They freeze them. Frozen assets, as it were...
...sell many shares, the price would probably decline. Last week, when he announced plans to dispose of 900,000 of his 8,500,000 E.D.S. shares for more cash to finance Du Pont, the price fell 7¾ points, to 66. "Maybe I should have waved my bankbook in the air instead," says Perot ruefully. "I have $30 million in cash, and I just won't sell stock at a ridiculous price." Perot implied that he will refuse to sell the shares until they rise. He can still draw on a $50 million bank loan arranged by Chase Manhattan...
Scott is willing to risk not only his reputation but his bankbook. Shortly after he gained the first financial security of his life in 1961, he and his wife Colleen Dewhurst moved from New York to Detroit to establish a community theater. It was Scott's dream that his Theater of Michigan Co. would give direction to the national theater movement in America and eventually revitalize Broadway. The group's first two plays were badly received in Detroit and lasted a total of 15 performances when they finally limped onto Broadway. To keep the company going, Scott had spent...
...economic morass." The attractiveness of the economic issue is obvious. One can be accused of excessive partisanship for criticizing the President's foreign policy. To attack the Administration for provoking domestic unrest is to risk a backlash from those weary of dissent. Appealing to the voters' bankbook is never dangerous. The President understands this well. He believes one of the reasons he lost the 1960 election was that the Republicans had allowed the economy to slow down. But he remains convinced that he can control the economy by cutbacks in Government spending and tighter credit...
...cope with-abnormally heavy speculators. > Formalize the pool by giving it a formidable gold stock of its own for the first time. Until now each member nation has been billed monthly for gold that has been sold to meet speculative market demand. The new scheme might involve a "bankbook" arrangement under which members would deposit large amounts of gold with the pool-while continuing to count such gold in their own reserves...