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...began with the hamsters. Lovester and Annie, two female hamsters in a little cage above the bathroom heater. We gave them a wheel, balls, and all the dining hall carrots they could eat. All was well until the day eight baby hamsters mysteriously appeared in our bathroom. Annie was a boy. We responded with a week of ogling the babies, and then sold all but one back to Petco, along with Annie. We thought we had the situation under control...
...girl turned out to not only a boy but Oedipus the Hamster, and our smartest roommate turned out to have a 100 percent error rate in sexing hamsters. Oedipus went on to father 11 inbred brethren in our bathroom. Two of the adorable albino puffballs soon escaped when a friend decided to open up the whole cage; our adorable rays of light and cheer were now “somewhere in Leverett House...
Early Saturday morning, Dartboard found herself in a post-party flush. She wanted clean teeth—and clean other parts—before thrusting off into neverland. But, as Dartboard approached the bathroom, her dreams were cut unfulfillingly short by a locked bathroom door and moaning sounds...
...Dartboard is not alone in her frustrations. Whether on the floor, in a stall, in a tub or on top of a sink, bathroom acts of sexile have aroused anger in many an undergrad’s roommate. Walk into any dining hall, and you’ll probably find an argument swelling between the clean, satiated roommate and the dirty, disgruntled...
...seasoned underdog, Saban grew up so poor that his family shared a communal bathroom with streetwalkers in a Tel Aviv apartment building. After stints playing bass in a rock band and promoting concerts, he moved to Paris in 1975. One day he was watching an English-language TV show and realized the theme music might be popular on French radio. He could buy the foreign rights to such tunes for a pittance, he discovered, and by the early '80s, he was licensing entire shows, mostly for kids...