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...Will C. Benstein ’03 was disturbingly happy to see what an unsanitary mess William K. Weaver ‘98-’03 had let his room become. Interviewed while attempting to clean relish stains out of his sheets using Febreze, Benstein said, “I thought my own rat-hole was bad, but seeing William’s shit-palace really made me feel better about my own crap-lagoon.” He then started on an effort to clear the newspapers off his futon by igniting a controlled blaze?...
...cream in his coffee last night. “Normally I don’t rock cream, but this coffee’s really bad,” he explained...Alexander R. Jubinski ’03, looking to borrow a highlighter from roommate Will C. Benstein ’03, was offered orange or yellow. He went with the yellow. Nerd...
...Upon stumbling home late Friday night, the piss-drunk Alexander R. Jubinski ’ 03 decided to “kick a few tunes” in the common room. His roommate, Will C. Benstein ’03, was awoken shortly thereafter by what he describes as “the loudest possible music. I was surprised that the neighbors didn’t complain, but then I realized that they might have—I wouldn’t have been able to hear if the phone rang or if the cops had been banging...
...like to see, but it would just be so weird,” he reflects...Mira F. Leonard ’05 got a huge kick out of last week’s Callbacks concert. “It was great,” she remarks...Will C. Benstein ’03 wishes they had cheddar cheese in the dining hall everyday. “That way,” he calculates, “I’d be able to put cheddar on many more dishes?...
...under-the-weather, constantly sneezing, haggard and crazed-looking Will C. Benstein ’03 is sick of people telling him that he looks like shit. Comments Benstein, “Blech [snort...