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Squaring his phalanxes for the annual Crime-Lampy diamond monsoon this afternoon, funnymanager Georgie (Bloop-Bleep) Blimpton revealed at the twenty-third hour last night that he had signed on a two-headed goat for double duty in the infield...
Remembering last year's 23 to 2 massacre at the hands of the resurgent scribes, Blimpton disclosed that he had foraged the monster during a recent sortie into Widener Library. "He'll be great for double-headers," winked the musty old Dutch Tiler, as his rookie phenom masked a fast quadruple take behind a two-faced goatee...
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