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This year, the HRO leadership has opted to use a politically-correct, alternative moniker for that age-old tradition known as "Secret Santa." The festivities will now be called 'Super Sexy Secret Secular Santa,' according to HRO percussionist Elizabeth C. Bloom...
Both tellers, Bloom said, then ducked under the counter and started whispering, leaving Bloom with the piles of cash on the counter...
...Bloom said she did not know a robbery took place until she finally asked her teller if everything was okay...
...Bloom said the atmosphere in the bank during the entire incident was rather quiet—aside from the flustered teller, no other parties seemed emotionally disturbed or concerned...
...Bloom '12, who was at the bank just after the robber left, said that the teller who was counting her deposit suddenly stopped and ducked underneath the counter with another teller. (The duck and cover technique only keeps us safe from tornadoes, not bank robbers, silly.) Bloom was left puzzled and at the counter with her large sum of money splayed out in piles, the two tellers exchanged in whispers about what they should do next. Bloom did not know a robbery had occurred until she asked over the counter if everything was alright...