Word: bowser
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Dates: during 1940-1949
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...Bowser College, as you know, is a great University in the west. It is a very famous school, and people from all over the country know it and send their children there. People who like Bowser also have the habit of dying and leaving their money to the school, with the result that Bowser is a very rich college indeed...
...keep telling you about Bowser because, despite its fame and reknown, many people consider it a hole. We hope --by pointing out the sad defects of Bowser--to elevate, in the opinions of all, the more enlightened University we attend...
...Bowser Has Students Club...
...Bowser College has what it calls a Students Club. It is not a very elaborate affair, but because it has a monopoly on students' business, it does a landslide business. This enables it to stay open only when its proprietors feel like it, When it is open, the students starved by the dearth of meals in Bullie Hall, rush to it and eat and drink of a limited variety of food-stuffs. One might think that such an institution would be profitable but such is not the case...
...were greatly surprised after having submitted this column to learn that Harvard had adopted somewhat the same policy as Bowser. Naturally, therefore, rather than cause any embarrassment to our alma mater, we hastened to Leo the Printer with instructions to omit-our article. We returned thinking as was well. You can imagine how surprised we are to find that Leo knifed...