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Before you judge, remember that you too were once young and unwise. Now that that's over, let's review some of the reasons no one should be surprised that pop star BRITNEY SPEARS and dancer turned rapper KEVIN FEDERLINE sued each other for divorce and custody of their two kids. 1) Total time Brit spent in her first marriage: 55 hr. 2) Status of K-Fed when the two started hanging out: single--unless you count the pregnant girlfriend. 3) Method by which they developed a trusting and intimate relationship: doing a reality show...
...Britney Spears filed papers asking for sole custody of their two sons, and then yesterday Kevin Federline filed papers asking that he get sole custody. Today the babies filed papers asking Brad and Angelina to adopt." JIMMY KIMMEL...
Kevin Federline, aka Mr. Britney Spears, is exiting stage left. And... cue applause. After two years of Cheeto-fueled, paparazzi-dogged, chronically underdressed wedlock, Spears has filed for divorce from her background dancer/rapper husband, citing "irreconcilable differences...
...Shar Jackson gave birth to his second child. At Spears and Federline's September 2004 wedding, the groom gave his attendants white tracksuits with the word "Pimp" written on the back, and revelers dined on chicken wings. The newlyweds shared home videos of their courtship on a reality show, Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Spears talked in often icky detail about her sex life to reporters and was frequently photographed barefoot in public. Before long, she was pregnant...
...those with the moral strength to reject the devil's seductions and escape eternal damnation. Nor is Halloween, in its religious sense, a time for witches, bats and rats, or eight-year-old girls dolled up in whorehouse chic. Invoking ghosts, maybe. Beelzebub and Britney Spears...