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There are the rebellious debutantes, the Playboy playmates, the drug addicts, the intoxicated spring breakers revealing their breasts to sinister male crowds, the anorexics, the overweight girls at weight-loss camp, the strippers, the athletes, the athlete-stripper, the porn stars, and the five-year-old dressed as Britney Spears...
Thanks to those signature Harvardian social skills and a healthy dose of pre-Federline Britney, the atmosphere ended up smacking of a middle school dance. Pfoho Dining Hall morphed into the sweaty gym where the best we could hope for was a fly-out double. River-dwellers lining up for shuttle rides back to the Square bore an unfortunate resemblance to eighth graders climbing into Mom’s minivan. Still, the Zima bottles were a nice touch, and props are in order to the badass sporting a full-size Flavor Flav clock swinging from his neck. Fight the power...
Selsby says the students themselves haven’t changed much. Bad fashion trends are a constant theme. “The worst female trend would have to be those one-strap Britney Spears tops,” Selsby says. “Those just don’t look good on anyone.” For males, the worst fad “would have to be the lack of hats,” says self-proclaimed fashionista Selsby. You heard the man, don a fedora...
...Britney Spears—Do Somethin?...
Embarrassing but lovely. As Crimson Arts honeybox Simon W. Vozick-Levinson ’06 astutely pointed out, Britney rides a pink hummer through heaven here. Elsewhere, she makes wacky faces and shrieks the worst chorus of her career. I think maybe this is her take on Eminem’s Encore...