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...this month. Said he diplomatically: "I have utterly no objection. It's part of the rules and perfectly appropriate for anyone who has been out of Government service for more than a year." Those questioned, however, found it odd. "What are you supposed to say?" asked Columnist Art Buchwald, a family friend. "Ah, yes. I believe he knew Stalin well...
...First Buchwald, then Plimpton--now me!! You know, there really was a time in my life when I didn't get any respect. Ed Sullivan used to bring me on as the warm up act for Topo Gigio. When Parade magazine printed "My Favorite Jokes," they ran them in the Obituaries column. My mother-in-law is so fat that...
...twelve years a Food and Brug Administration ruling on the labeling of peanut butter jars. Said one Covington lawyer: "Certainly, there's something suspicious about a 24,000-page hearing transcript and close to 75,000 pages of documents on a case involving peanut butter." As Humorist Art Buchwald put it in a recent column: "It isn't the bad lawyers who are screwing up the justice system in this country?it's the good lawyers ... If you have two competent lawyers on opposite sides, a trial that should take three days could easily last six months...
...Buchwald, after listening to readings of works by political prisoners: "In this country, when you attack the Establishment, they don't put you in jail or a mental institution. They do something worse. They make you a member of the Establishment...
...Buchwald tells his fans not to believe it when Carter says that employers will pay more new Social Security taxes than employees. "Who is he kidding?" kids Buchwald. "You are going to pay both taxes...