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...What exactly makes a cake "erotic?" Where do you draw the line between carnal and just disgusting? How do you keep the staff of the Harvard Lampoon out? Answer: you don't. The bakery does its best to humor its customers by taking requests. One customer asked for "a butt cake with a vibrator sticking out of it, so that when you turned on the vibrator, the whole cake would shake." Though they shoulder the imaginative culinary needs of their clientele, there are some things that employees won't do. Like give love advice. "You don't need...
...crew, we say girls with a nice butt "have dumps." Whenever you see a dump truck, you think of a truck backing up. Everybody likes to see a girl back...
...BUTT OUT If you're contemplating quitting smoking, the IRS offers an incentive--should your health not be enough of one--to do so. If you itemize your deductions and pay for a program that helps you stop smoking, the IRS lets you deduct the cost. Smoking-cessation programs can range from $30 to $350 depending on the treatment. But if you choose a patch or nicotine gum, you're outta luck--no deductions for over-the-counter meds. Kicked the habit in the past three years? You could still get a refund by filing an amended tax return...
...council for a public outlet. Apparently, not getting dressed on Monday would have been perfect for this, but since the council kept its pajama-wearing fun to itself, that leaves me no choice but to go out and get a tattoo of the Harvard shield on my butt as a reciprocal act of secret spirit...
...also starred in highbrow indie fare like Anaconda. Second, Jennifer is a singer. Not a particularly good singer, but nothing that mixing and heavy background vocals can't cover up. I actually like listening to the parodies of her songs more than the originals: "If you had my butt / And I asked you 'bout its size, would you lie to me? / And say 'It's tiny...' But Jennifer's third career is definitely getting the most attention lately-and that, of course, is her bitter war with Mariah Carey over who can wear the least clothing to a public event...