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Sailing at Capt. Hurst Bowl...
...turns out, Capt'n Neato-Man ("All the good superhero names were taken") put the ad in the paper to find his sidekick, Horatio. "We put it in the secretarial section to throw off the commies," he confides. His mother is on the lookout for something else altogether, but Larry resists both of them; he's looking for a real job, having been fired from McDonald's ("The epitome of the American Dream!" breathe the Captain and his mother), and he's waiting for his true love to come along...
Adam Green is the split-personality Capt'n Neato-Man, who switches personae from mama's boy to bully to sexy, self-assured superhero in the three-way tug-of-war over "Horatio." At the heart of the story is the question, "Will Larry agree to give up his identity and become 'Horatio'?" Towards the end, the script dips into banality, pitting Larry against the Cap'n in the worn-out opposition between the "Get a real life" and "Live your dream" schools of thought. Overall, however, great lines ("You can't have sex without love!" "What are you, kidding...
Varsity XC, '93-present; Varsity Track, Indoor & Outdoor, '93-present, Capt. '96-'97; HAND One-Shots Coord., '94-'96; CIVICS Volunteer, '94-'96; College Fund emp., '94-'96, (solicited contributions to Harvard over the phone...
Varsity XC, '93-present; Varsity Track, Indoor & Outdoor, '93-present, Capt. '96-'97; HAND One-Shots Coord., '94-'96; CIVICS Volunteer, '94-'96; College Fund emp., '94-'96; (solicited contributions to Harvard over the phone...