Word: cards
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Dates: during 1970-1979
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Free Lunch Program: Here's the deal. You register, right? You get your Bursars card. It doesn't have your picture on it, right? So you go down to Central Square, hang out for a while, and all of a sudden a guy comes up to you, asks you if you've got a dime for a cup of coffee. No, you tell him, but you've got the next best thing. How would he like to eat in the Harvard dining halls for the rest of the year for just 20 dollars? It's a deal! he says...
...kids, listen!!! Now, only you, me, and the guys who drafted that Harvard-CIA contract are gonna know this--you know those magnetic strips on the back of your Bursars cards? Well, listen really closely to them sometime. (Not in a room where there are Russians or Rice Krispies--interferenceville, man...) Anyway, you year what I hear? Blip, Blip, Blip!!! A master computer is keeping tabs on us! Have you ever gotten off on the seventh floor of Holyoke Center? I thought not!! Y'see, that's where they keep the damn computer that watches us--Blip! Blip! Blip...
...Bursars Card Humor: So these two Bursars cards are walking down the street, right? And one turns to the other and says...
...Bursars Card Saves...
...group of freshmen were locked out of Weld, so they used a Bursars card to open the lock from the outside...