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Perhaps. But the story of Alan Caruba is a story for today. Because the 1992 presidential race is shaping up to be a snoozer of epic proportions. And Caruba is testing the waters once again...
...people are bored with the political process," Caruba says. "They should be natural constituents for me. Frankly, I think I'm the most interesting candidate out there these days...
...Caruba isn't exactly out there yet. He has only announced that he is officially "hesitating" to run for president...
...come out and say you want the job, the media totally ignores you," Caruba told me. "Look what's happening to Tsongas...
...Caruba is certainly making plans. He plans to run his write-in campaign from his front porch. He plans to skip Iowa. ("Who wants to stand around in the freezing cold in the near vicinity of farm animals?") He plans to install a pool table in the Oval Office. He plans to grant statehood to any Canadian province that wants it--except Quebec, "which nobody likes, anyway." Most of all, he plans to inject a little life into an inevitably humdrum campaign. And he thinks he's just...