Word: cereality
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...morning enigma of why cereal clings to the sides of a bowl of milk has finally been explained in a manner comprehensible to the average student...
While some may not have noticed or have been bothered by the bunching together of cereal, this effect has played a prominent role in the morning rituals of some students at Harvard...
Although this natural phenomenon has been explained in multiple settings already, most students still have no idea what causes cereal clumping...
...thing to admire sport and watch it for its beauty and elegance. That makes sense. But to care and cheer and stomp for other grown men to win? That's bizarre. These brutes throw chairs at fans. They take steroids and pretend it mysteriously got into their cereal. They curse and spit and scratch their groins and then whack the cameraman who chronicles their every move for the worshipful masses. And make 5 million bucks...
...cellular level" when you eat that junk? You get a lot more cells. It had got so dire that I had taken to eating carbs at restaurants as a punk gesture of rebellion, dipping mashed-potato sandwiches in granulated sugar and inventing something I call Cake-Ravioli Cereal, which, if I can ever figure out how to get it on a stick, will undoubtedly be a huge hit at state fairs...