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...Lately I have been sorely disappointed with the quality of the humor in your magazine. Between Gossip Guy's infatuation with chronic masturbation, the Groovy Train's sexual insinuations about some of our nation's most revered historical figures, and numerous solicitations to "suck it" and such and such in the Mailbag, I have come to the conclusion that your publication is low-class, low-brow, and caters to the lowest common denominator...
Companies pay for this tailored service, which helps them cut human-resources costs, but eHealthclaim is making parts of its site free to individuals and expects those most likely to use it will be caregivers, senior citizens and those who suffer from chronic illnesses. These users won't have access to the full suite of tools unless their health insurer offers the service. But they will be able to use several tools on the site, including a medical-procedure fee estimator. Users can enter a question like "How much does a liver biopsy cost in Glendale, Calif.?" and be armed...
...that an optimistic attitude somehow strengthens the immune system or simply inspires people to take better care of themselves. In the study, the optimists were happy to credit themselves when things went right, and they tended to view crises as fleeting. Pessimists, on the other hand, were chronic self-blamers. Most of us are, no doubt, a bit of both...
...Jimmy T. Tiff is a chronic masturbator. Get a hobby, Jimmy...
...stir in the Winthrop dining hall Wednesday morning. The ninth-semester senior came to breakfast clad in warm-up pants and flip-flops. Identically-garbed Denise P. Laffer '01 was totally embarrassed...after extensive consultation with Dr. Hu of Atlantic Community Clinics, Gossip Guy was disappointed to learn that chronic masturbation is not an actual affliction. Nevertheless, he will continue to use this term to describe people like Samantha L. Watson '02...Freshman Alexander T. Schmidt '03 has been playing his MP3 of "Mambo #5" for sixteen days straight. Roommate Bobby M. Braithwaite '03 has divided their Holworthy double...