Word: cloninger
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Dates: during 1990-1999
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Of course, this assumes that psyches get copied along with genes. That seems to be the prevailing assumption. People nod politely to the obligatory reminder about the power of environment in shaping character. But many then proceed to talk excitedly about cloning as if it amounts to Xeroxing your soul...
Back when the first news of successful human cloning was announced, humanity split into two irreconcilable camps: those who said, "How demonic!" and those, like myself--beloved and durable film star Corey Holiday--who said, "Hey! Where do I send my money?" In those glorious late-1990s days of film...
Yet as time ravaged my looks, I predicted to anyone who might listen that entrepreneurs in retail human cloning would emerge quickly enough. And so they did. First in abandoned Indian Ocean oil rigs and Antarctica--and then slowly and discreetly in more traversed parts of the world.
I quietly checked into an exclusive (naturally) cow-based Saskatchewan cloning spa--a spa combining the best of Saskatchewan's cattle country with Canada's lax cloning laws. My p.r. staff told folks I was up in the fresh air of Lake Tahoe battling chronic-fatigue syndrome triggered by silicone...
Shortly after finding the rogue septuplets we learned that our "deluxe" Saskatchewan cloning facility had not embedded locator chips in the cows as advertised. That's when we realized our own mommy cows could be practically anywhere. Were they rustled for their meat? Were they taken by terrorists? Kidnappers? Blackmailers...