Word: cockblocks
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...things worse, HUPD has a way of always interrupting us when we’re about to put the moves on girls. And remarkably, they usually only show up because the girl called them. Those guys think that just because they have a badge and a gun, they can cockblock whenever they want. But if they’re really interested in making campus safer, they should give us pickup lines and dental dams instead of arrest warrants. Bottom line is that this school is full of hot girls, especially after ten beers, and all we’re asking...
...David G. Umansky ’04 wonders why no one appreciates the old-fashioned cockblock he laid on notorious jackass K. Derek Rogers ’04 last weekend. Let’s just say the French army probably could’ve blocked that cock...
...David G. Umansky ’04 wonders why no one appreciates the old-fashioned cockblock he laid on notorious jackass K. Derek Rogers ’04 last weekend. Let’s just say the French army probably could’ve blocked that cock...
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...monkey-excitement in Mark Hauser’s Primate Cognitive Neuroscience Laboratory this week. First, “Miles” in cage three distracted researchers by loudly fellating himself for several hours. The next day saw the world’s first reported case of interspecies cockblock, when Felix P. Johnson ‘03 entered the lab at an inopportune time and scared off some monkeys about to get it on primate-style. The two workers already in the lab, one of whom had a video camera, were very disappointed...