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...Undergraduate Council really irritates me. If I see, hear or smell Rudd Coffey in my dining hall one more time, I think I will be sick. The Council's brat pack fights are the best. This week's hair gripping theme: Rudd Coffey scurries through the campus disguised as a maintenance man ripping off Rob Hyman's posters and erasing his juicy campaign slogans from the blackboards of lecture halls. My goodness! Coffey really should be shot, then...
...Council in my columns. I prefer to observe their stupidity and worthlessness from a distance, laughing silently to myself. But this has somehow changed with this year's elections. I honestly believe, my doubtful readers, that there is a candidate out there who can be less annoying than Rudd Coffey. I am not being sarcastic. In fact, I honestly believe that he is a great candidate: dedicated, strong-willed and with the power and the desire to really change the degenerating reputation of the Council with some innovative ideas and proposals. And he is by no means a tool. Thus...
...bring experience. It's been three long, very tiring years," said Coffey. "But as a leader, I wove together a diverse group of people and built a strong team...
...about hard work and dedication," Coffey added. "At events, I'm there before clearing chairs and mopping...
...Rudd W. Coffey...