Word: corker
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Dates: during 2000-2009
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...seems Corker Q. Picker ’02 is so arrogant that even the rod up his ass has developed an ego. “I’m longer, wider and sturdier than other rods!” it boasted from deep within Picker’s anal cavity...
...Corker Q. Picker ’02, your mom is calling on line one. Oh, wait, no. I’m calling her at 1-900-HOT-SLUT...
...CORRECTION: Two weeks ago Gossip Guy reported that notorious jackass Corker Q. Picker ’02-’03 was suspended by the Ad Board for punching Helen Vendler. In fact, Picker was booted for effeminately slapping Quincy House Master Robert P. Kirshner ’70 in the back of the head. Gossip Guy regrets the error...
...Good Men follows the defense of Lance Cpl. Harold W. Dawson (Camilo E. Becdach ’05) and PFC Louden Downey (Zachary A. Corker ’04) by Lt. JG Daniel Kaffee (Eric M. Chesin ’02). The two are charged with the murder of a fellow marine, PFC William T. Santiago (Matthew A. Romero ’02) at the Naval Air Base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Santiago’s death is ultimately revealed as part of a cover-up that leads to the heights of the chain of command and forces Kaffee...
...Notorious jackass Corker Q. Picker ’02-’03 took the year off to live on a commune in rural Mississippi. “I just felt like it was the thing to do,” said Picker, who was booted by the Ad Board for punching Helen Vendler. But Picker’s distant location and striking lack of charisma didn’t stop Sally I. Klein ’02 from visiting last weekend and hooking up with him in a tent, thus drawing the ire of Jennnifer T. Cohen...