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Monday night hundreds of religious, and nonreligious Jews and voyeuristic gentiles celebrated Passover by getting sloshed on Manischewitz and mocking their great-uncles. Home in New York City, Kenneth L. Cranstein '03 topped off his four glasses of wine and recitation of the four questions with four vodka shots at a hip downtown spot. He then propositioned the first four blonde girls by calling them "shiksas" and got alcohol thrown in his face four times. Sadly for Cranstein, the promised land remained far out of reach. Meanwhile, Eric G. Chung '06 was warmly welcomed by his blockmates to the seder...
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