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...first criterion??€”age—I suppose there really isn’t anything I can do other than just wait to get older. Using my trusty TI-82 graphing calculator and assuming that time will continue to flow at a constant rate, I’ve determined that I will be eligible in time for the 2010 election cycle. And seeing as though I have seven and a half years until my 30th birthday, I should probably find something constructive to do in the meantime...
...figure I may as well try to position myself to achieve the second criterion??€”duping a lot of people into voting for me—in the interim. Based again on significant analysis and laborious observational studies, I’ve ascertained that any successful candidate for the U.S. Senate needs three things: some popular, if patently moronic, issue or slogan, lots of money and an attractive (or, failing that, accomplished) trophy wife...
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