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...smart people are funny too. On screen, he charms the ladies as Ryan Howard on the American version of The Office. It’s a no brainer—this Harvard Man would have the ladies fighting over him in no time. 2. David A. “DA?? Wallach ’07: the man’s music was on Entourage. A recent grad and former FM columnist, Wallach and classmate Maxwell C. Drummey ’07 make up Chester French, a band gaining fame quickly, especially after the screen time they received while...
...lack of effect we’ve had on the student body. Nine months of peddling genuine Wisconsin-made wisdom butter in Harvard Yard may have been one human gestation cycle wasted. Had we had access to amniocentesis for our column, we would have had aborted it faster than DA??s parents chose him over the less developed fetus he shared a liver, kidneys, and large intestine with. Our sales pitch, “Let us butter your domes,” drew in more perverts from the square than interested Harvard students...
...rejection so I started to wander over towards Eliot to visit DA. I wanted a little pick me up, so I took off my corduroys and my boxers, put the corduroys back on inside out, and then jogged the rest of the way to Eliot. When I got to DA??s room I obviously needed to take a shower and do laundry, but I asked him to draw me a relaxing bath instead, the kind where he puts in all the ice cubes, and it’s intended only for my genitals. As we waited...
...know-what. We want to talk to you about leadership. This wasn’t a topic we are unfamiliar with. DA became a leader while mom was waiting tables and he was managing thirteen siblings in that 18 foot Winnebago. You might be wondering where DA??s dad was during all this. That man did not know much about leadership, and we’ll keep it at that. And Peter learned from his father that it’s best to have your bowel movements in the morning because you can save on toilet paper...
...execs can go straight to hell! G-g-g-got that one in you fucking dickhead bitches! I guess what we’re trying to say is that our first three years here have permanently degraded our relationship and us personally. Not only is Peter the scourge of DA??s life, but he is also the scourge of HUPD, the Ad Board, the Freshman Dean’s Office, and the staffs of Mather Dining Hall and the Cambridge City Morgue. And DA of course, will never be able to hear, smell or swallow again. Years...