Word: daharpuni
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Dates: during 2000-2009
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...Saturday night, Amir C. Daharpuni ‘04 made quick work of the few square inches of Quincy House not already crusted in bodily emissions. In a move that will henceforth be known as the “Daharpuni puke n’ twirl,” a very drunk Darharpuni covered much of the walls, floors and ceilings of senior Larry P. Hotchkiss’ suite in a stew of vodka, eggplant parmesan, garlic bread, mozzarella sticks and bile as he went in careening search for the toilet. To the chagrin of Hotchkiss’ roommate, Vito Giuliani...
...Crimson president Amir C. Daharpuni ’04 is drunk on power. New A.D. president Franklin C. Flynn ’04 is cracked out on crack...
...Future applied math concentrator Amy Y. Daharpuni ’06 has been making too many Venn diagrams lately. “When I go to parties, it’s like there’s this one subset of people that are hooking up and this other subset that’s puking all over themselves. And there’s always one person in the intersection of those sets.” Statisticians suggest that, more often that not, that person is William K. Weaver...
...Incoming associate editor Amir C. Daharphuni ‘04’s work on the Crimson dining services beat is getting him in deep water with the powers-that-be. Soon after his front-page exposé on hummus was printed, Daharpuni was pinned against the Lowell salad bar by HUDS thugs. “You done stuck your nose where it don’t belong one time too many, boy,” the goons warned as they viciously oversalted his potatoes...
...Applied Math major Amir C. Daharpuni ’04 wasn’t pleased with his performance at a recent Phoenix lunch. “If conversational contributions were tallied and displayed in a pie chart, my contribution would be, like, nothing,” he complained...