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...Although Dartboard??€”having taken his economics exam—purports to understand that the Social Planner must impose regulation when everyone has every incentive to storm Adams for lunch, Dartboard also knows that rules (just like clichés) are made to be manipulated. So when, just as Dartboard and Friend prepared to abandon their quest and retreat to the distant Quincy House, two of Dartboard and Friend’s friends—real live Adams residents—came to the rescue, Dartboard thought he had the answer. “We’re their...
...course, the current doubts about Bush’s military background are nothing new. His attendance record has been the topic of much musing each time he’s been up for election—either while campaigning for governor in Dartboard??€™s home state or during the pilfered presidential race of 2000—yet each time he’s walked away virtually unscathed by attempts to defile his résumé. However, increasingly intense pressure from Democrats still in the running (read: Sen. John F. Kerry, D-Mass., the war hero) has brought...
...didn’t take nudity to set off Dartboard??€™s indecency radar. The animal impulses that seemed to overcome the halftime entertainers all along were strangely familiar. Dartboard had last seen them in party-hosting dorm rooms filled with booze and pheromones. Astoundingly, viewers are meant to believe that this licentious behavior—nudity notwithstanding—is as all-American as the football it interrupts. At the very least, the FCC would have Dartboard think such a display more acceptable than saying one of George Carlin’s seven dirty words on television...
...encourage Americans to lose a few pounds. Granted, there are people with particular thyroid conditions and genetic afflictions that cause them to be severely overweight, but they do not make up the 40 percent of the population of this country that is taking up 25 percent of Dartboard??€™s seat...
They’ve already started talking about robbing Dartboard??€™s northern residence of Celeris, the convenience store that makes Cabot’s dim basement worth thinking about. Won’t they spare him the furtive pleasure of a fresh-carved dinner in his adoptive riverside home...