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Back in the day, when Dartboard was but a wee middle-schooler with a rather voracious appetite, she had one joy in life. Well, she had many joys, but one joy stood out above all the rest. Dartboard spent most of her time with her basketball team on the road where the only food option was the fascinating land of golden arches: McDonald?...
Upon arrival, Dartboard would step forward and assertively announce, “The number two.” But this mountainous meal—with not one, but two cheeseburgers—just wasn’t enough. So Dartboard made sure to close with the magic words: “Super Size it.” Thus, on numerous occasions Dartboard enjoyed the plentitude of items before her—earning her the affectionate nickname “Baby Shaq...
Alas, as is often the case when Dartboard hopes that things aren’t as ridiculous as they appear, she was again let down. According to the Associated Press, an “anti-abortion group, Pro-Life Waco…ran ads on a Christian radio station urging people to boycott Girl Scout Cookies because of the ‘cozy relationship’ between the Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood...
...Dartboard isn’t as quick to judge her old Lone Star State, she hoped that the Girl Scout organization—of which she was a loyal member for a good two years of her prepubescent life—had simply taken a turn for the worse since she’d grown up. After all, an organization claiming to be “dedicated solely to girls—all girls—where, in an accepting and nurturing environment, girls build character and skills for success in the real world,” couldn?...
...mother of a local trooper: “You’re telling these girls to raise their fingers up to pledge to honor God and country, and yet you’re handing out materials saying homosexuality is OK.” As she read this, Dartboard sighed. This time, there’s no fighting her state’s deserved reputation. Dartboard can only hang her head in shame...