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...addition to forcing children to eat corndogs every day at lunch and teaching cursive to children who will never write with connected letters once they leave the blasted place, Ernest Gaullet Elementary has given the world and Dartboard another reason to hate elementary school. After overhearing a second grader who used the rather accurate word “gay” to describe his same-sex female parents, a teacher at the school scolded the boy and sent him to the principal’s office. A few days later, school administrators forced the child to come to school early...
...case, Dartboard is most surprised by the school’s negative attitude towards the word gay. When did gay become a “bad” word? In its pre-20th century form gay often meant happy and gleeful. And today, gay is an acceptable adjective for homosexual persons. Take conversations from Dartboard’s own experiences. While aggressively fishing for hot guys a few days ago, Dartboard approached one saying, “Damn, Dartboard would like to get to know you better, if you know what Dartboard means...
...Dartboard is all about school spirit, but she would prefer not to ride into New Haven with “F*** Yale” across her chest. Nor is Dartboard particularly fond of our other options—t-shirts with lewd and/or violent images all over them. One t-shirt depicts the Yale bulldog kneeling in front of John Harvard, his face at level with our mascot’s crotch. Another portrays John Harvard straddling a bottle of vodka. Dartboard can just imagine the devout Puritan turning in his grave...
...another shirt shows Handsome Dan covered in blood, a football impaled in his chest. Dartboard understands that football is a rough, even violent game. However, if we literally kill the enemy, there will be no one for us to play next year, eliminating the need for renting out five clubs on Boylston to celebrate our imminent victory. Who would want that...
Some of the t-shirts out there are also just plain arrogant. Dartboard almost bought one when she read the text: “What do Harvard and Yale students have in common? They both got into Yale!” The kid next to Dartboard mumbled, “Well I sure didn’t.” Several others confessed that they too had received Yale rejection letters. Is the t-shirt meant to make us appear conceited, or sarcastic...