Word: dartboard
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...just Dartboard, or have the Harvard-Yale t-shirts gone over the edge, to the point that supporting one’s school has simply become an expression of bad taste? At Harvard, support for the football team goes hand-in-hand with violence, sexual innuendo and ego-inflating t-shirts predicting that Yalies are bound for bankruptcy and homelessness...
When running into a dining hall, Dartboard is often greeted by friendly dining hall employees. Unfortunately, for the past couple of weeks, the only thing being doled out has been a plate of chastising with the garnish of rejection...
Like the other night—when swiping in at 7:16 p.m. the card swiper lunged toward the door and yelled at Dartboard, creating a bit of a scene in the dining hall. She told Dartboard that the dishwasher needed to be out at a certain time and people swiping in after the final dinner hour of 7:15 p.m. would create a backlog. After Dartboard explained that she did not need to use plates, that she would settle for fruit and peanut butter and jelly, the door was still blocked and the rumbling of the tummy increased...
...that other people who had swiped in at, say, 7:14 p.m. had full privileges to not only get food, but continue getting food until at least 7:20 p.m. If there had been a clear cap on when anyone could get food, whether it wereseconds or not, then Dartboard might understand. After all, there are shifts that dining hall employees are eager to leave, and having yet another undergraduate asking to go in past the designated meal time is a burden...
...Dartboard can see no reason why she can’t just sneak in and get an apple or bagel or anything else that does not require using dishware. Perhaps there are health code violations involving clean-up that Dartboard was unaware she was breaking when attempting to swipe in at 7:16 p.m. In any event, an explanation of the regulations governing the privilege to eat in a dining hall that room and board pays for would be better than the embarrassing debacle that meals sometimes become. Being greeted with eye rolls and, once, a physical blocking...