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Like Harvard men, John Harvard’s was not that appealing anyway, except that the price was the best Harvard had to offer. So this shopping period, Dartboard has resolved to shop for a new Monday-night dive. And everyone else should too. Besides, after their health code scares this summer, no one wants rattetizers anyway...
...Dartboard expects, however, that administrators of all stripes will balk at the costs. All Dartboard asks is that they take a little tour of Wellesley’s dorms. That adorable little school seems able to carry out major renovations in their buildings every few years; their carpet is clean, their bathroom tiles are whole and the paint on their walls isn’t peeling off. That’s funny, Dartboard doesn’t remember hearing about Wellesley’s $18 billion endowment…must not have been paying attention...
...warm Monday night, some two weeks ago, Dartboard and her friends ventured to their late Monday night home only to find the most popular appetizers removed from the half-off portion of the appetizer menu. No longer could a heaping portion of nachos and a savory spinach and artichoke plate be procured for under $10. Instead famished need for those now full-priced appetizers left Dartboard’s bill at an uncommonly large...
Though still in debt, the following Monday, Dartboard and her crew again ventured to John Harvard’s, hoping that maybe, just maybe the management would reinstate the half-off appetizers tradition. But with the entrance line queued up all the way back to Herrell’s, Dartboard didn’t even try stumbling down the stairs to what had been half-off appetizer land...
...will Dartboard ever again...