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...Dartboard has an announcement to make: Emerson's large front doors have an alarming habit of locking closed. Dartboard realized this, of course, on the way to a History 10b midterm, and was not amused...
Admittedly, Dartboard was running late. But if the doors had been open, we would have been sitting in our favorite row in Emerson 210 on time. With the doors locked, Dartboard was left banging on glass, unheard and unaided. We then had to rush around to the side door and dash up the stairs, only to arrive into the distinctive midterm silence of pen on paper. And we apologize--after our minor ordeal, Dartboard had to trample over two poor souls in order to get to the room's one remaining seat. Next time we'll be hours early...
South Carolina lost! Is there any justice? Dartboard is now distraught, as well as in trouble all the way to the Elite Eight. At least a wonderful March tradition is well underway. It is ironic that in college Dartboard can watch less of the college basketball tournament than it did back in A.P. biology, cheering on the college as it finished its lunch...
...NCAA Tournament is always an exercise in creative futility, a time to pay attention to the sports page for a day and then feel ready to donate a few dollars to the more sports-savvy (and lucky) among us. Since our teams have lost, Dartboard can feel free to tell you the secret of its guaranteed non-success: picking teams based on the same criteria used to choose which university to attend. If Dartboard applied there, it was picked to go far. Schools that rejected us were chosen to lose in the first round...
...Dartboard are devastated by the imminent departure of Structure and Express, the Armani and Donna Karan of the college set, from their perch in Brattle Square. In their place comes Abercrombie & Fitch, a store with an improving image, but still a bit too granola--with too many "big shirts"--for our taste...