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...accumulated reading material will hinder Dartboard's social opportunities for the rest of the spring semester, and will make a warm destination this March beyond budget. Dartboard looks forward to another break at home reading Marx...
...fact, shopping period strikes Dartboard more like a bidding war than a rosy post-Christmas sale. Trying to get into the classes Dartboard actually wants to take is about as easy as studying in the Winthrop JCR without being robbed...
Fill out a lottery form here, Dartboard, take a number there, Dartboard, and kiss up as much as you can, because this class is restricted. Shall we write an essay showing you how much we know, how much we need to know, what we've done and how much we care, fax it to your country house and drop it off in your box in the basement of the Bio Labs...
...Dartboard wonder whether the White House internships, those coveted slave-labor assignments of so many gov jocks, will ever earn back their former prestige. For now, Harvard students who put their White House jobs on top of their resumes will pause as they carefully define their "experience." Meanwhile, their parents, once thrilled to brag about their offspring's political stardom, will now tell people that their children worked "in Washington, in, uh...well--oh, I don't remember, maybe in the Senate or something...
...those White House alums fearing for their reputations, Dartboard offers the following suggestion: The next time someone asks you "Weren't you a White House intern?" just say, "No, but I did have sex with the President...