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...Dartboard would like to welcome its newest contributor, former Governor William F. Weld '66, who has graciously volunteered to offer his personal insights to the stars, now that he has nothing else to do. With his recent record of commendable foresight, we deem him a trustworthy source...
...that all of the female professors combined receive fewer votes than Baker Professor of Economics Martin S. Feldstein. Indy staffers seek to explain this disturbing result by suggesting that "the lack of female professors at Harvard offered fewer choices, or that standards for sexiness differ by gender." We at Dartboard would like to suggest some alternative explanations, less rooted in deep sociological phenomenon. First, perhaps Martin Feldstein is just really darn sexy. Or, maybe most female professors are just plain ugly...
...Dartboard were amused to learn that the University waged a zoning campaign against Tom and Tom, the juice guys. Nantucket Nectars proposed building a juice bar in the former D.U. club on Dunster Street, but Harvard wouldn't have it. The reason? According to Scott Levitan, director of University and commercial properties at Harvard Planning and Real Estate, it was an issue of "potential noise disturbance" to the first-year dean, Elizabeth S. Nathans, who lives next door...
Nathans has a sweet deal. She has no inconsiderate roommates and no vociferous neighbors; it is doubtful that juice sipping students would indeed be a major disturbance. Yet, Harvard is waged zoning battle on her behalf. We at Dartboard wonder, if the University wanted to wage a substantive crusade, why not lobby to change zoning and outlaw unwanted 4 a.m. serenades...
...Dartboard are deeply saddened by the demise of husc7. One of our favorite computers to log in from after fas2, course2, course3 and course1, husc7 served us well through thick and thin...