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...Allow Dartboard to be the first to suggest such council campaign finance reform...
...Harvard Band. Their recruiting posters say they blow. We at Dartboard heard they suck. But based on their performance during The Game, we have to say the jury is still...
...worst part of this whole unfortunate situation is that millions of Americans are missing out on the unbeatable taste of fine Cuban cigars. I personally know how great Cuban cigars taste. My only hope is that the Treasury Department doesn't read this Dartboard...
With 30 degree days becoming the norm and vicious winds not uncommon, it is obvious that winter is coming around the bend. Dartboard is finding face-time in the cold outdoors increasingly dangerous, and hereby announces its official hibernation into the belly of the beast at 14 Plympton St. Alas, activity continues on the streets of Cambridge...
Consulting our Dartboard staff attorney, the possible penalties seem draconian indeed. If the students are charged by the Ad Board with "B&E" i.e. breaking and exiting, they could be sentenced to three months of light yard work at President Rudenstine's house. On the other hand, if the dread charge of "behavior unbecoming a Harvard student" is raised, they could all receive a spanking from every member of the Harvard Corporation, and the registrar will be instructed to dip their transcripts in tuna oil before mailing them to potential employers...