Word: dears
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Dates: during 1990-1999
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...Dear Norma...
...drug, right? But it's not as if you're getting someone drunk, you're just getting them wired and shaky. Norma, isn't "do you want to go out for coffee sometime" just an artsy, sophisticated way of saying, "I want you?" Not Jivin' to Java in Leverett Dear Jivin...
...course it is, dear. But just wait--in a few years, you'll be asking if he wants to go out for a drink. Then he'll get f--ed up, pass out and you'll have to help him home. Be happy that caffeine only gives the shakes. Also, there's something to be said for "artsy and sophisticated"; it's really just a modern way of dealing with politesse (for more on what that means see Miss Manners. I don't know anything about it.). Dear Norma...
...interested in me, but I didn't know. We danced for a bit and then I left the party. My question is: how do you get together with someone at a party? What do you say to let the other person know you're interested? Desperate in Quincy Dear Desperate...
...This party sucks. Let's go someplace and take all our clothes off." Those options always worked for me. For more great one-liners check out my 1991 book entitled Norma Tells All--I'm from Dunster and Other Great One-liners, availible for $24.99 at your local bookstore. Dear Norma...