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...midst of a new scandal in New Orleans' notoriously corrupt and ineffectual police department. It was bad enough that some officers were accused of deserting their posts and looting Cadillacs during Katrina, but now two officers stand accused of beating a retired African-American schoolteacher who they claim was drunk and resisting arrest (he denies it) in the reopened French Quarter--a brutal attack that was caught on video and left Nagin's welcome mat looking all the more tattered. The officers have pleaded not guilty to charges of battery. Nagin has promised that new acting police superintendent Warren Riley...
...guess." THE 10 OF CLUBS praised the attack, which kills Smurfette, as a "brilliant practical application of psychology" to jar today's jaded world out of complacency. And ERIK'S RAMBLINGS warned of more carnage, imagining a PETA ad with "the Care Bears being shot by some mad hunter drunk on lite beer...
...Molly D. Jenkins, who graduated from Dartmouth in 2004, writes in an e-mail to The Crimson. “They need to get over their glory days. Irony is no excuse.” According to Zangrilli, the mother of a customer threatened to get Mothers Against Drunk Driving involved after her son bought a shirt emblazoned with the slogan, “Hard Guy Golf: One beer a hole, loser drives home.” Ironic or no, Hard Guy Tees have been catching on. After peddling t-shirts in Hanover, N.H. last year, Zangrilli and Grey launched...
...same tie. 3. Don’t mention your interest in supporting after-school volunteering programs, homeless shelters, and cancer research. Do mention your interest in “pussy.” 4. If a punch event involves taking a boat somewhere, don’t get so drunk you pass out and fall off the back of the boat. This is how people end up in the Owl. 5. If your name is Hornblower, don’t worry. You’re in. 6. If your name is Gutierrez, don’t worry. You?...
...paper. To others, the siren song of Lamont’s cushiony armchairs and near silence holds an entirely different set of temptations. Be sexiled in style. Avoid your insomniac, showtune-blasting roommate. And on Sundays through Thursdays, don’t think twice about dragging your sad, drunk self back home to the Quad after a late night at the Kong. Instead, book it over to Lamont, your new home away from home. A few tips for a successful night: 1. Subtlety is key. Pad your overcoat with a lightweight fleece blanket, because your fluffy Little Mermaid sleeping...