Word: drunks
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Pink Panty Pull-Down is ideal for early-evening parties. The vodka and beer will get your guests quickly and extremely drunk, so be sure they are forewarned. The concentrated pink lemonade powder masks the taste of the alcohols. Neilesh Mutyala ‘04, who learned of this recipe from a friend at Duke, swears by the strength of this drink .“Wearing pink panties is optional, but recommended,” he says...
...Upon stumbling home late Friday night, the piss-drunk Alexander R. Jubinski ’ 03 decided to “kick a few tunes” in the common room. His roommate, Will C. Benstein ’03, was awoken shortly thereafter by what he describes as “the loudest possible music. I was surprised that the neighbors didn’t complain, but then I realized that they might have—I wouldn’t have been able to hear if the phone rang or if the cops had been banging...
...Felix P. Johnson ’03 turned 21 last Wednesday. After 21 shots, he attempted a cartwheel while clutching a Miller High Life bottle to prove how not-drunk he was. As his proctologist euphemized the next morning, “It didn’t work out well?...
Andre V. Moura ’03, who said he has drunk from kegs at past Games, said he will “pay a lot more for canned beer” this year...
Jeremy N. King ’04, who also said he has drunk from kegs at past Games, said he has “no really clever plans, but just because people won’t have kegs I’m sure they’ll have a wealth of other options...