Word: drunks
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Dates: during 2000-2009
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...Whining about not being 21—29 percent: (monologue delivered while very drunk) “This country is so stupid because it limits the innate freedoms of rational people who it can then force to do other things like fight and vote and go to school and stuff. I’m so sick of not being able to decide when and where I get trashed and stuff. Yeah, this sucks...
...stumbled back to Lev and passed out in front of his entryway. A kindly neighbor, the plain-faced Rita J. Harris ‘03, brought him in from the cold, propping him on her shoulder up three flights of stairs. Sampson—super-drunk, confused and mean—thought that she wanted to come in and hook up, so he proceeded to barricade the door against her. He fell asleep next to the door, and woke the next morning when the chair he’d shoved against it fell on his head...
...Peeing off the bow of the Spee boat during a Saturday outing, very drunk punch Gerry S. Botwin ‘04 was surprised when his urine was carried on the wind back towards him. “Aah! Why is this happening?” he screamed as he was battered by a hurricane of piss...
...become such an orgy that President Quincy warned the rowdy class about to graduate to abstain from punch and dancing, or they would lose their degrees.” Although clubs may not serve the same drinks as they once did at punch events, the concept of getting drunk has remained quite steady...
McMillan has lived directly above the pizzeria for 25 years. In the past five years, she said, drunk Tommy’s patrons have screamed, thrown food at her car and even urinated on her back porch. She said she is often forced to call the police to disperse the crowds in front of her porch...