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...want it? BEER!” Donahuge went on and on until the manager of the Hong Kong stepped outside, flicked him off and yelled, “Get out of here, you dumb, white asshole!” Undaunted, M’Huge found himself moderately drunk by the end of the night. “I feel like I didn’t know who anyone there was...and they’re all in my class,” Donahuge confided to his roommate, Aaron S. Chang ’01. “I feel like...
...Susan F. Lopez ’02 was drunk and grabby on Friday night. “She really made me feel uncomfortable. She treated me like an object,” confided doughy Matherite Peter D. Foute ’03. “Oh HELL!” said Lopez, gesticulating wildly and spilling her Schnapps. “You know that fat piece of shit wants this!” She then slapped...
...Peeing off the bow of the Spee boat during a Saturday outing, very drunk punch Gerry S. Botwin ’04 was surprised when his urine was carried on the wind back towards him. “Aah! Why is this happening?” he screamed as he was battered by a hurricane of piss...
...Impressionable freshman Harold K. Fahlgren ’05 is very excited about Harvard-Yale weekend, based on very poor information. “I was talking to this really drunk guy who wasn’t wearing pants [Steven K. Seaver ’98-’03],” Falgren said, “and he was saying that there was like a huge fucking Harvard-Yale sex orgy last time he went to New Haven. He also said Yale girls are super-hot, and really impressed by Harvard guys. I’m definitely gonna...
...Mathis-Lilley and Ben Wasserstein lived together in Weld 52 freshman year. Which of the following scary things did the room’s drunk former occupants say when they came back to Weld...