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Pink Panty Pull-Down is ideal for early-evening parties. The vodka and beer will get your guests quickly and extremely drunk, so be sure they are forewarned. The concentrated pink lemonade powder masks the taste of the alcohols. Neilesh Mutyala ‘04, who learned of this recipe from a friend at Duke, swears by the strength of this drink .“Wearing pink panties is optional, but recommended,” he says...
...Upon stumbling home late Friday night, the piss-drunk Alexander R. Jubinski ’ 03 decided to “kick a few tunes” in the common room. His roommate, Will C. Benstein ’03, was awoken shortly thereafter by what he describes as “the loudest possible music. I was surprised that the neighbors didn’t complain, but then I realized that they might have—I wouldn’t have been able to hear if the phone rang or if the cops had been banging...
...Yoko C. Christian ’04 got crazy drunk at last weekend’s Pfoho Belltower party and had to be carried back to Lowell by two of the strongest men on campus. Worried that her intensely debauched state would frighten her 14-year-old sister, who was staying with her, she ended up sleeping in the salad bar. Observers speculate that in the end it might have been less traumatic for the younger Christian if Yoko had just stumbled in at 2 a.m. instead of being escorted back at 9 the next morning, hung over and covered...
...national television. ESPN’s College GameDay will be broadcasting live from Franklin Field in Philadelphia. You can be one of the drunk, screaming fans standing behind hosts Chris Fowler, Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit as they broadcast from outside of Penn’s stadium. It’s the first time ever GameDay will be broadcasting from the site of a Division I-AA game—and will likely be the last for a long time...
...Speaking of being drunk, it’s your last chance to tailgate with all of the—uh—provisions provided. There’s no such thing as a “keg ban” at Penn. So, buy your Philly cheese steaks, bring the lawn furniture and hope for nice weather as you prepare for the game in the City of Brotherly Love...