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...Felix P. Johnson ’03 turned 21 last Wednesday. After 21 shots, he attempted a cartwheel while clutching a Miller High Life bottle to prove how not-drunk he was. As his proctologist euphemized the next morning, “It didn’t work out well?...
...Harvard, for example, the policy in effect presently is that students cannot get in trouble for going to University Health Service (UHS) but that being drunk is not an excuse for misbehavior. This policy creates an ambiguous rule for punishment, and students are therefore mistrustful—many students will not call UHS for help in borderline cases...
...only call to UHS came sophomore year when a friend got drunk and passed out on my bathroom floor. I knew she became belligerent when she drank, and I warned the Harvard University Police Department officer who had been dispatched by the UHS urgent care ward. He assured me that “She won’t be belligerent with me. Either she’ll cooperate or she’s going to jail.” At the time I assumed the threat of discipline was just a motivational tactic. But the fact remains that...
Andre V. Moura ’03, who said he has drunk from kegs at past Games, said he will “pay a lot more for canned beer” this year...
Jeremy N. King ’04, who also said he has drunk from kegs at past Games, said he has “no really clever plans, but just because people won’t have kegs I’m sure they’ll have a wealth of other options...