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...stumbled back to Lev and passed out in front of his entryway. A kindly neighbor, the plain-faced Rita J. Harris ‘03, brought him in from the cold, propping him on her shoulder up three flights of stairs. Sampson—super-drunk, confused and mean—thought that she wanted to come in and hook up, so he proceeded to barricade the door against her. He fell asleep next to the door, and woke the next morning when the chair he’d shoved against it fell on his head...
...Peeing off the bow of the Spee boat during a Saturday outing, very drunk punch Gerry S. Botwin ‘04 was surprised when his urine was carried on the wind back towards him. “Aah! Why is this happening?” he screamed as he was battered by a hurricane of piss...
McMillan has lived directly above the pizzeria for 25 years. In the past five years, she said, drunk Tommy’s patrons have screamed, thrown food at her car and even urinated on her back porch. She said she is often forced to call the police to disperse the crowds in front of her porch...
...poor health habits (read: little exercise) kill over 300,000 people every year. Alcohol consumption kills 125,000 people a year. These deaths result from choices people freely make in their own lives (excepting those, of course, who die from secondhand smoke or those who are killed by drunk drivers). These numbers that would be mind-numbingly attractive, by the way, to even the most sanguine terrorist...
...groom and his future mother-in-law already hate each other, the guests are mostly drunk and obnoxious and all in attendance can’t help but wonder how long this whole farce of a marriage is going to last. The ceremony has, in short, all the pieces of the “nightmare wedding” clich?...