Word: earldom
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Dates: during 2000-2009
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...date event is all about selecting the perfect girl. Find one that’s cute, but not too cute. Talkative, but not too talkative. Sultry, but not salty. Make sure she knows your back story: have her memorize your fictional genealogy and bring certificates to prove your earldom and castle ownership. If this is not enough of a splash to keep you in the game, we suggest that she come in a wheelchair, and when the moment is right give her “the signal” to stand up and boogie. Everybody loves an underdog. When dancing...